I love my friends
- me: I love you.
- ashley: i love you.
- ashley: whats up?
- Me: and i'm not just saying that so you'll have sex with me like i did with carolyn
- ashley: i'm dying right now
- ashley: dying
- ashley: did you really tell her you loved her
- Me: the answer to that question is the same as the answer to this question - did she really give me her v-card?
