I’ve always wanted to be a blogger, you know, spending time in the woods cutting down trees. Wait, that might be logger. Whatever
Monica made me do this. Not directly though. I mean she’s super scene, so if i’m going to be as scene as her, I better do this.
1. First point ( alright, that was pretty obvious by the “1.”) The Drink-o-Dex, or as i like to call it, god gift to earth. Basically, I’m cleaning out the attic with my mom when we stumble upon the card catalog of mixed drinks. This thing has to be twenty five years old, so these drinks are a little out of date (aka red bull and gatorade were neither invented nor considered acceptable mixers, although to be fair i still don’t consider either to be acceptable mixers). So my mom and i decided to try some of the drinks in the catalog. The only problem being that most of the drinks require sometime of fancy liqueur. We had a couple bottles of aforementioned liqueur, but they were both about thirty years old. Long story short, they weren’t any good, we had to poor them out and i had to drink vodka and orange juice.
2. I’m still tempted to change my facebook status to really offensive messages concerning my ex-girlfriend but i always resist the urge. (edit: i couldn’t resist it this time.)
3. I miss being in Chicago. Not so much for my friends, but mostly for the cheap crack…. all we have here is meth.
4 years ago