April 2009
1 post
Watchpatrickcassels:
NBC has posted the full version of Liz’s forgotten ’90s phone sex commercial from last week’s 30 Rock for “sophisticated, horny singles in the greater Chicagoland area and Schaumburg.” Easily the best embarassing video from a network character’s past since CBS’s “Let’s Go to the Mall.”
Pat Cassels just made my day by mentiong Lets go to the Mall. I honestly don’t understand...
March 2009
1 post
February 2009
1 post
January 2009
2 posts
Rock of love in Chicago. FTW.
The Horeshoe casino not being in chicago. FTL.
“For a long time I struggled with “web sex” or what some people call “cybering”...”
– TeensAgainstPorn.com
It looks as though I am going to be addicted to this message board for the next few hours.
(via amandalynferri)
sidenote, i love their usernames, ie. idratherhavejesusthanporn.
December 2008
1 post
November 2008
2 posts
WatchThis is the funniest video i’ve seen in several months.
dangurewitch:
New CHTV: Why Pilgrims’ Hats Have Buckles. It’s likely that this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever written, and the most ridiculous thing CHTV has ever shot. Thanks to Josh & Vince for bringing this to life with so many inspired touches. If you like your pilgrims hardcore, please share it & digg it.
Alone II: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo
After getting the album today, Cody sent me his one sentence review “I’m convinced now that the songs from the black hole would have sucked.”
And I couldn’t agree more.
October 2008
2 posts
Michael J. Fox: Daredevil
patrickcassels:
During a surprise birthday party last month, I fell into an argument with some friends over what constitutes the “perfect” Halloween. After some heated debate and ruined friendships, we determined that Michael J. Fox’s Teen Wolf (a.k.a. Scott Howard) from the 1985 film of the same name was, inarguably, the single best costume idea in the holiday’s history. (I’m not joking. We...
August 2008
3 posts
sarahschneider:
Do you ever go back and reread super old emails? I did that today and hardly recognized the voice I was writing in just three years ago. It was transparent and apologetic, long-winded and featuring way too many ‘haha’s. It’s like reading the diary of someone else. I am embarrassed for my former self, sending emails like that.
This kind of pointed, material hindsight is new...
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy.”
– Frank Sinatra (via whokilled)
Over and Over
this week i listened to “Semi-Charmed Kindof Life” at least 23 times. It was one of those songs that gets stuck in my head and i will listen to nothing but said song until I’m so tired of it that i couldn’t care less if i never heard that song ever again.
This makes me wonder how the members of Night Ranger feel about their only hit “Sister Christian.” I mean...
July 2008
2 posts
Let me try that on my forehead!
So the other day, after months of deliberation, my mom broke down and bought a ped egg. For those of you who aren’t familiar with a the revolutionary ped egg. It is litterally a little plastic egg that has a cheese grater-esqe side. It is intended to be used to remove callused and dead skin from the feet. I was sitting on the couch, on the opposite end as my mom, rubbing on my feet with this...
I love my friends
me: I love you.
ashley: i love you.
ashley: whats up?
Me: and i'm not just saying that so you'll have sex with me like i did with carolyn
ashley: i'm dying right now
ashley: dying
ashley: did you really tell her you loved her
Me: the answer to that question is the same as the answer to this question - did she really give me her v-card?
June 2008
4 posts
If you tune in to this blog to hear the words you...
I’m tired of radio promos. You know the radio promos i’m talking about. “Sure you could listen to this *plays celine dion song* or this * plays obnoxious metal* but wouldn’t you much rather listen to this *plays next song on station playlist*” or ” XXX.XX, The only station around that plays songs like this * plays next song on playlist*.”
Now those Promos...
My Mom
So let me preface this by explaining that i work a very blue collar job. When i'm finished with my equipment, I'm very careful to put everything away and make sure its still in working order. Unfortunately, i'm the only person at work who does this. So, everytime i go to do a job i have to spend the first 1/4 fixing everything. On a particualarly bad day (aka yesterday) my mom called me in the middle of me fixing everything. The conversation that follows is from that day.
Me: I'm so sick of this shit, i mean, i do my best to make sure everything here works but when i need to do a job those worthless assholes have left everything in ruins. I swear to god i spend half my time here cleaning up after them.
Mom: Well sometimes thats the way the cookie crumbles.
Me: Thats not helpful.
Mom: I know.
God bless her. I love my mom.
Learning that "rails" is a term for doing lines of...
also does Kanye West’s “Golddigger” Make any sense overseas? are their child support laws comparable to ours?
May 2008
3 posts
a list of female musicians that aren't that...
1. Sara Bareilles 2. Alanis Morissette 3. Natalie Imbruglia 4. Taylor Hanson
Really Tired.
Its four in the morning and I definitely should be asleep, but i’ve deemed it more pertinent to blog at this hour. I’m going to warn you know, these posts are going to be excessively boring. You should probably just use the search feature of your browser to look for interesting words like “fucking”, “skeetstain” and “lumberjack”. I went and saw...
I've always wanted to be a blogger, you know,...
Monica made me do this. Not directly though. I mean she’s super scene, so if i’m going to be as scene as her, I better do this. 1. First point ( alright, that was pretty obvious by the “1.”) The Drink-o-Dex, or as i like to call it, god gift to earth. Basically, I’m cleaning out the attic with my mom when we stumble upon the card catalog of mixed drinks. This thing...